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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

Next, they tried...

No way

Everyone loved it.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Still no good.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?